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Old Mar 22, 2006, 12:15 PM // 12:15   #421
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They fire department shows up.

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 12:16 PM // 12:16   #422
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your burnt cookies all the sudden get really soggy, as do your clothes.

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24   #423
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They have scorch marks due to flaming cookies.

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 12:27 PM // 12:27   #424
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even though you bake your cookies for the exact time indicated in the receipe, you still end up catching them on fire!

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 12:39 PM // 12:39   #425
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when the old one is damaged in the fire caused by flaming cookies

you know you need new trousers when?
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Old Mar 22, 2006, 01:09 PM // 13:09   #426
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... your cookies are set on fire and you get so scared that you have a "little accident"

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 01:16 PM // 13:16   #427
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your old one was completely destroyed in the fire caused by your baking.

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 09:22 PM // 21:22   #428
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The neighborhood goes up in flames due to your cookie baking accident.

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 10:33 PM // 22:33   #429
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You are sued by half of the people on your block due to negligent baking (3rd degree)...

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 11:24 PM // 23:24   #430
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you said the word 'negligent'

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 12:15 AM // 00:15   #431
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when the room goes earily quiet

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 12:25 AM // 00:25   #432
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you get smacked in the face with it's tail.

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 12:36 AM // 00:36   #433
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...you're taken hostage and put up for ransom.

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 02:54 AM // 02:54   #434
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...when you pop in your new Director's Cut widescreen edition S.W.A.T. DVD.

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #435
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When all your base are belong to us.

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 03:01 AM // 03:01   #436
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...you can see your own neck.

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 03:17 AM // 03:17   #437
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(lol good one ^^)

When you have Parkinson's disease (no offense to anyone meant)

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 04:53 AM // 04:53   #438
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u resort to usin ur index finger to wipe ur butt

u know ur best friend is a wooden plank when
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Old Mar 23, 2006, 05:07 AM // 05:07   #439
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....when he is bored stiff

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Old Mar 23, 2006, 05:22 AM // 05:22   #440
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You burnt your mums french toast.

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